state of the union

Mutumbo?

...really?

Dear weather,

Please don't stop being wild and completely unexpected. Your randomness has been absolutly wonderful lately.

They put the clock at five minutes. That's some of your doing. Good job.

Your friend,
dumb mike

Furry friendships

I've said it before, but seriously, I wish my best friend was a six foot tall rabbit that no one else could see.

My idea for the dumbest thing ever.

My idea for the dumbest thing ever.

MySpace betting.

Look at two random profiles, wager on how long it will take in weeks/months for those two profiles to be friends.
-Or-
Look at x number of newly created profiles and wager on which one will have the greatest amount of friends in 1 week.

Not a bad idea for the dumbest thing ever, yeah?

heroes

"you guys here for the 96?"
"yes kindly shopkeep, we are the heroes here for the 96."
"very good"


now its off to commit various violations upon our civil society

Last night after Bush's speech I was flipping through the news stations.
...and then came Fox News.
They had a clock in the left corner of the screen counting upwards from when the president ended the speech.
The clock had a title attached to it: "where's their plan?"


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really?

Yet another reason you wish you were Commander Riker

Star Trek combats racism.
Ever see a racist trekkie?